Breaking News from God

God summons President Barrack Obama, Chinese Leader Hu Jintao and French President Nicolas Sarkozy to a meeting.

He then tells them that he has decided to end the world in 3 days and orders them to tell their people. President Obama has a television speech to America and says, "I have good news and bad news.

" "The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that he will destroy the world in 3 days." Leader Hu has a television speech to the Chinese people. He tells them, "I have bad news and worse news." The bad news is that there is a God.
The worse news is that the world is going to end in 3 days and you're all going to hell." President Sarkozy goes on television and tells the French people, "I have good news and better news.

" "The good news is that there is a God and he spoke to me! The better news is that the

European economic crisis will be over in 3 days!!!"